Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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