I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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