I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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