Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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