how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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