Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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