I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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