Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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