where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I feel like abortions should bother me more
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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