Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize