all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
