And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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