Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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