I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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