I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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