I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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