WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
it was like eating out sand paper
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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