I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
where am i from again
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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