The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He did a backflip because drugs
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