Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I smell like Dick and happiness
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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