ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm just crazy horny about you
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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