i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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