belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Barsexuality is the new black.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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