what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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