i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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