love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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