I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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