i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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