I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I currently don't understand fingers.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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