It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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