I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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