He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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