On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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