is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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