I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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