We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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