Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Dicks are not precious.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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