i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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