you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
