Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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