ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
try to milk me bitch
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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