she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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