I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
false alarm. still invincible.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize