69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
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I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
50% drunk capacity currently
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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