We won't sleep together?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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