I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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