I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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