Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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