I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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