Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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