just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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