coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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