i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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