No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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