Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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