I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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