Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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