My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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